You don’t know how hard this made me laugh.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
Life explained through Tangled
what if every woman refused to pay for pads/tampons
just let ourselves bleed all over everything and walk around covered in blood making all the guys uncomfortable
how fast do you think we’d be getting free period supplies
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
has been opened
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?
occupation: the family disappointment