just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
"Cause you (and Patrick Dempsey) have such chemistry on-screen…"
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.